Crazy new girlfriend

Venting Time. Marley, go away.

I just love Hubbell's new girlfriend. She is great. NOT.

Okay-- I have never met the girl, nor do I want to...but I need to vent for one second. Marley decides to get onto instagram (only the greatest app ever invented) and look me up...and go through all my pictures and like a picture I posted back in August. WTF you creep star.

A. Bloggers--don't start to think she is playing nice...the girl liked a screen-shotted picture of my best friend posting on twitter "By the time Carrie gets married...we'll be able to have it on the moon, and give moon rocks as favors" (inside joke btw the bestie (we'll call her Barbie) and I) Not Hubbell's new girlfriend and I.

B. This isn't the first time...she has liked my things I post on my friends walls on facebook...things that no one should like but the person I am writing...

C. She is clearly trying to let herself be known to me. Honey, I know you. My boyfriend cheated and left me for you....Don't you think I have stalked too? It's okay to stalk...if no one knows you do it. Clearly, this girl didn't take Stalking 101 in college. My friends and I all did--and we are damn good at it.

Ew. Okay, another thing...I decided to write Hubbell about this incident, and told him I felt it was tacky, weird, creepy (yes-I said all those) for her to do that and didn't see the need for her and I to have ANY contact. I don't even know her...at all; and he told me that he had no idea why she was doing it--because they were NOT together (I don't think he has EVER admitted to me that they are together) and he said it "sucked this was the only way I would write him" -- So a week later, I think its a good idea to tell him that I was thinking about him and his family, bc his mom and I had talked a day before. I get a message back that says... "Please don't write me anymore."

Keep in mind he told me him and Marley were NOT together, he hated we didn't talk, and this is the first time in A YEAR that I had written him first...literally. first time.

So I responded like I was feeling at the time "Hubbell, you are the biggest piece of sh*t. I know now that you are with her...and that she is probably sitting right there telling you what to say to me. I would appreciate it if we lost all contact from here on out, and go on about our lives, as if I have been this entire time. Tell Marley I apologize."

Then...my phone started to BLOW up...like he was calling, he was texting me saying "That wasn't me...that wasn't me. That is the last thing I would ever want. Please talk to me. I am so sorry"

I never responded, and ignored every call. What have I gotten myself into?

We lost all contact, until Christmas...when he wrote me to wish the family and I a Merry Christmas, and let me know that his grandmother wasn't doing well, and they were headed up there to spend Christmas.

I seriously need a shrink. I can't let go of him....I probably can...I just need to know how. I'm going to have a glass of wine..and then figure it out. Smartest. Idea. Ever.